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kanaka


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:28 am    Post subject: What would you be in you next life?  

I'd be either a Peruvian pigmy-goat, running free in the mountainous greens, or a domesticated cat ... anywhere.
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RatchetHead


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:46 am    Post subject:  

I belive I might try this as a "three-toed-sloth", I do like to stay up late at night ( nocturnal ), and I`m just as happy not letting things worry me. I`m in no hurry to get there, where ever it may be.

Ratchet

P.S. Glad to see ya back "kanaka".
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kanaka


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:48 am    Post subject:  

Sloths do not have three toes, now what would you be? Seriously.
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RatchetHead


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:52 am    Post subject:  

I must beg your pardon,

A member of the genus Bradypus, having three long-clawed toes on each forefoot. Also called ai1, three-toed sloth.

Ratchet
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kanaka


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:55 am    Post subject:  

Speak a da english, RatchetHead! Enough's enough! I'm tired, my nipples are sore, I think I'm PMS'ing!
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Location: Woosta
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:37 am    Post subject: Re: What would you be in you next life?  

kanaka wrote:
I'd be either a Peruvian pigmy-goat, running free in the mountainous greens, or a domesticated cat ... anywhere.


if your goin with the goat thing, better stay away from lawn and garden in auburn............

anyway

if i could come back as something in my next life, i'd be ron jeremy.
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:47 am    Post subject:  

I would still be me.
I would just do a better job of whacking people out that just piss me off.

Nice goat coment BTW DC. ~GoodFella
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USA#1


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:45 am    Post subject:  

Ron Jeremy, Don?!? He's UUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!!!!! I mean, the man looks like an ape!!! Why not John Holmes? He's better looking and got a bigger, ahem!!!!

I'd love to be a cat myself. Long hair. Thumbs Up
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Don_Corleone


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:54 am    Post subject:  

USA#1 wrote:
Ron Jeremy, Don?!? He's UUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!!!!! I mean, the man looks like an ape!!! Why not John Holmes? He's better looking and got a bigger, ahem!!!!

I'd love to be a cat myself. Long hair. Thumbs Up


cuz everybody knows that john holmes had the surgery, whereas ron jeremy is natural. where's jon holmes now? ron jeremy got paid $1,000,000 just to be an outside consultant on Boogie Nights. so, for all the guys out there, picture this: you get paid to have sex with hot girls. and you get free food. and free alcohol. then, you get paid $1 million just to be an outside consultant on a movie!! where do i sign up?????
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USA#1


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:08 am    Post subject:  

And still look like an ape?!? Shocked Very Happy
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Don_Corleone


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:31 am    Post subject:  

USA#1 wrote:
And still look like an ape?!? Shocked Very Happy


sure, why not
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MrsDinoDoug


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:27 pm    Post subject:  

Do I get a choice? - well then I am shooting for the big one - BILL GATES

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USA#1


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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:42 pm    Post subject:  

MrsDinoDoug wrote:
Do I get a choice? - well then I am shooting for the big one - BILL GATES

MrsDD


Very Happy Thumbs Up Rock on! Evil or Very Mad Razz
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RatchetHead


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Location: Still on The Hill (Ya Think?)
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:16 am    Post subject:  

I`m still moving slow, and a drinking smooth. Why hurry?

It all comes out in the wash, except for that one sock, I can`t seem to find....Gezz. Confused

Ratchet
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Cabinetman


Joined: 08 Jul 2003
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:04 am    Post subject:  

A professional Lowe's customer, they get anything they want. Thumbs Up
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USA#1


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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:19 am    Post subject:  

Cabinetman wrote:
A professional Lowe's customer, they get anything they want. Thumbs Up


LOL!!! Rock on! Thumbs Up

I think a lot of Sears sales associates would say the same thing.
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