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sleK
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:43 am    Post subject: OMG! I think I such saw the WORST movie EVAR!  

"The Bourne Supremacy"

What a horrible POS that was!

Slow, absolutely ZERO character development, one of the most inane car chase sequences ever, the cuts during the fight scenes were clearly designed to mask the fact that the actors are completely useless and the ending was the most absurd, out of place, and wholly irrelevant end ever!

And to think that, by actually paying money to see this tripe, I've only encouraged the asshats who made it to make more like it.

Bah! What a waste of time and money!

If you ever get the opportunity to see it, don't.

/rant

So, list some of the worst movies YOU'VE ever seen!
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NAz


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 64
Location: Canada
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:54 pm    Post subject:  

Death to Smoochy. Naughty!
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centralnj1


Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 232
Location: Greenville, North Carolina
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:41 am    Post subject:  

Thanx 4 the heads up, I was not sure about going 2 c it. Now I won't.
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kanaka


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:53 am    Post subject:  

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denimandlace_69


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 420
Location: Somewhere between here and there...
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:26 am    Post subject:  

Well, Kanaka, that forklift operator training video sure beats all those Sears training videos! Thumbs Up
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kanaka


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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 2:43 am    Post subject:  

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sleK
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:28 am    Post subject:  

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Seriously though, I thought that "28 Days Later" was the absolute worst two hours of my life that I have no chance of ever getting back!


Fortunately for me, when a friend and I rented that, the DVD thru an error and my player spit it out. :D

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That, and the ending of A.I.


Blasphemy! Wink
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
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Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 5:53 am    Post subject:  

That was just Nuts!
Good pull on this one too kanaka! ~GoodFella
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kanaka


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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:44 pm    Post subject:  

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sleK
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 3:29 am    Post subject:  

Quote:
let's just blame it on the aliens again.


Aliens? Those were mecha. Razz
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kanaka


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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:35 am    Post subject:  

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MgrDGFlorida


Joined: 19 Apr 2004
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Location: Somewhere in florida
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:22 pm    Post subject:  

I didn't see it (The Village) because I guessed the ending before I had a chance. I'll wait for the dvd, I'll probably forget by the time it comes out...
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kanaka


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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:23 pm    Post subject:  

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StickyMonkey


Joined: 04 Jan 2005
Posts: 38
Location: CA
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:38 am    Post subject:  

The first hour of AI was good then it kept going on and on and on.........

The worst movie's for me are:

1) Waterworld

2) The Postman

3) Dragonfly....gee, is there a pattern here? Doh!
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parkay


Joined: 07 Sep 2005
Posts: 3
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:26 pm    Post subject:  

Sideways. Doh!
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Tigerlily


Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Posts: 103
Location: mid-west
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:02 pm    Post subject:  

Arthur.

NO. Not the comedy classic of the 70's Rolling Eyes . The sad piece of crap released last year.
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trueairspeed


Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 178
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:18 pm    Post subject:  

The last movie I’ve went out to see was Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and the one before that was Saving Private Ryan...

Yep, I don’t get out much...

Ho-Hum...
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UvGotIssuesToo


Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 215
Location: California
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:17 pm    Post subject:  

My vote is for Ishtar. The cast list made it seem like it was going to be a good movie... I didn't even last 30 minutes before falling asleep in the theater.
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NeonOrange


Joined: 27 Sep 2005
Posts: 1
Location: Some where in the US
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:37 pm    Post subject:  

NAz wrote:
Death to Smoochy. Naughty!


Nothing with Edward Norton can be bad. He's to hot for bad movies. And Death to Smoochy was entertaining
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srsruled


Joined: 30 Mar 2005
Posts: 170
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:25 am    Post subject:  

Solaris
About Schmidt
Matchstick Men (way overrated!)
Analyze That
Closer (WAY WAAY overrated!!)
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Grinch


Joined: 27 Nov 2005
Posts: 5
Location: Southeast PA
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:37 pm    Post subject:  

C'mon, now these are horrible movies: Ghost Dad, Going Overboard, Leprechaun 3, and Munchie 2: Munchie Strikes Back.

Oh yeah and Liquid Sky is in my top 3 of ultimate lame/bad movies.
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Tigerlily


Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Posts: 103
Location: mid-west
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:04 am    Post subject:  

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". Thread over.
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StickyMonkey


Joined: 04 Jan 2005
Posts: 38
Location: CA
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:40 pm    Post subject:  

What was that hideous movie in the late 70's with Bruce Jenner and the Village People? It's gotta be up there with the worst!
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Tigerlily


Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Posts: 103
Location: mid-west
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:28 am    Post subject:  

Close. It was the Bee Gees, Peter Frampton, and a host of others. Don't get me wrong, I love a campy movie, but this... this... I have no words.
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USA#1


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 1964
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:39 am    Post subject:  

Tigerlily wrote:
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". Thread over.


I saw an interview with the Brothers Gibb and even THEY SAID it was a mistake. Shocked
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