Nofsdad
Joined: 06 Jul 2003
Posts: 7077
Location: Central CA
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:06 am Post subject: 7 Year-Old Fails at School for Uncontrollable Greed
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http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/greenspan-school-763.shtml
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| Seven year-old second grader Justin Falls was suspended for one day for helping a classmate with his homework, officials at the Ken Lay New School for Uncontrollable Greed reported. |
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| “He'd been warned several times about helping others and had even been given a 'time out' for it,” said school official Judith Kravitz. “He'd also been lectured about his utter lack of public display of egotism, and had to be repeatedly encouraged to prey mercilessly on others as well. If his pattern of being helpful continues, we’ll have no choice but to transfer him to a public school where these kind of social flaws are encouraged." |
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| Located on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, the New School requires a recommendation letter, resume, and an entry interview with any Fortune 100 CEO currently under indictment. The school’s ideals are education, ruthless advancement and economic domination through a total lack of personal morals. |
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| The curriculum is rigorous: Untraceable Business Math, Subordinate Domination, Manipulative Social Maneuvering, Social Drug Skills, How to Spend Money Sinfully and Feel Great About It, Destroying Your Kid's Future, and others. Electives are varied, with the most popular being, "How To Make Yourself Out As a Victim After Tanking the Employee's 401K Money". |
I posted this here as kind of a joke but when you stop to think about it these people learn this crap somewhere. This might not be as far-fetched as it sounds.
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