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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:19 am Post subject: | |
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Did I miss something? Sex at Macy's?
Oh and I got a set of Chicago Cutlery Knives for a housewarming present. [/i] |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:23 am Post subject: | |
| Yes, there is lots of sex going on at Macy's, during the 15 minute breaks. | |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:18 am Post subject: | |
| Is this a new a service offered by the company? Hmmmm... Try out that new Lingerie! They have beds already, I guess I could see it happening! Though I don't know If I would want to! | |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:01 am Post subject: | |
| MAYcylady, it's not Paradise Island , it's Paradise Hotel. there WAS a show a few years ago called Temtation Island. ooh, that was a good one. anyhew, Paradise Hotel is on MyTv...it's channel 4 around here. it was either the WB or UPN . always get them mixed up. | |
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Oh yeah! When I worked there, they fired a loss prevention manager and her employee because they were caught boinking in the parking lot! And don't get me started on my former DM who was cheating on her husband and caused drama in the store when the cuckold hubby tried to win her back despite the fact that SHE was committing an infidelity! Poor hubby was so whipped that he had to air their dirty laundry right on the sales floor! That's your reality show right there! 
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:16 am Post subject: | |
Sorry, but there is NO ONE at my store that I would even THINK of having sex with! I wish they would hire some attractive men, just so I could look at them everyday! 
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:29 am Post subject: | |
| We had a twenty-something couple in the store one night looking at mattresses. They started bouncing on them and moving around in various positions. When the sales associate asked them what they were doing, the girl said that they were testing the mattresses based on how they were going to use them. They drew a crowd to watch the acrobatics. Then the two left without buying. | |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: | |
| That is hillarious. I do that every time that I need to buy a new mattress. | |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: | |
| I do that even when I'm not buying a mattress! | |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: | |
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Ex, now you've got me wondering. I am going to have to investigate and see if anyone in my store is fooling around. For the sake of everyone there, I hope not!!!
Oooo...that is a SCAREY thought! |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:28 am Post subject: | |
I had some people fall asleep on the beds in my area..Just cant believe it.. Serious..Just cuddle up and take a nap..while they partners shop 
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: | |
Forget the mattress. I'll fall asleep in the stockroom. There's plenty of room there away from prying eyes. 
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject: | |
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Yes, that's what I do every day at work, I go into the stockroom and take a siesta. No one has ever caught me.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject: | |
| I didn't see anyone having sex today, but I will be sure to keep my eyes peeled. | |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:44 am Post subject: | |
| HMMMM... I don't know if I approve of all this boinking and sleeping around on the job. | |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:40 am Post subject: | |
thanks for the reminder about the Real world, MAYcylady, i caught the rerun of the premiere tonite, followed by the new show. thanks... 
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:51 am Post subject: | |
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Oh, good. What did you think? The internet guy was a little more normal tonight. I must be getting old, b/c all of them seem so young to me!
Now, I have got to find out if Paradise Hotel comes on around here. I used to love that show! |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:16 am Post subject: | |
Hey everybody! Don't forget to watch THE OFFICE tonight! Yay! 
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:19 am Post subject: | |
oh..I just got home..too bad..but the office isnt my type.. 
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:58 am Post subject: | |
| I never got into it much. To busy packing right now to watch TV though. | |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:46 am Post subject: | |
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Okay, Polli and FOM, we are no longer speaking. You are both SHUNNED!
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:47 pm Post subject: | |
Shunnnn...me and FOM..dang this is going be interesting.. 
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject: | |
| Well HMPH! I've never been so insulted in my entire life! | |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:34 am Post subject: | |
| damn it ! i worked today and didn't have sex with anyone, nor did i see any employees doing so. why does everyone else have all the fun in their stores ? | |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:51 am Post subject: | |
| Its a Macy's East, Macy's South, and Macy's Florida thing..... You know... You must have sex or open a credit. You pick.... | |