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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: Home Depot Scam | |
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Admins, before you click on "move post", please read first...
Home Depot Scam Keep your eyes open for this one. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th and the 16th, and very likely again over this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. K-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99. |
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:42 am Post subject: | |
| Ah, not to shabby a joke. Loved it! ~GoodFella | |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:13 am Post subject: | |
 you know how I know your gay? nuff said  no lead 
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:23 am Post subject: | |
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you know how I know your gay?
Actually, you mixed up the homonyms there: You meant "you're" as the contraction of "you are", but incorrectly used "your" meaning "belonging to you". Hope this helps. 
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:56 am Post subject: | |||
I think he is gay for making a stupid remark like that anyway. That was uncalled for, whatever your intention was behind that remark. 
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject: | |
| Yes, but to do it, and then confuse the homonyms is just rich with irony. | |