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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:32 am Post subject: Funniest joke | |
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Tell your funniest well-spirited joke. No rude racial, nationalistic, gender-specific crap please.
Mine is: "A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:59 am Post subject: | |
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A classic - bound to create a puzzled look on the face of the recipient:
Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says "Damn!... Its hot in here!". The 2nd muffins says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!". 
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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:04 am Post subject: | |
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LoL
I really have no clue how this V site is still up... White House rules about ma$... 
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| two peanuts are walking through central park...one was assaulted | |
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| A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller "This is a fuck up" The teller says "you mean a stick up?" The guy says "No, its a fuck up, I forgot my gun!" | |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:33 am Post subject: | |
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The funniest joke I ever seen, was one, in-that the own perpetrator knew not for when or why he became the "butt" of the very joke.
Use what you have to ask why, Ratchet |
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My Nantucket best friend Meg's favorite.
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? You pick him up and blow him!" ~GoodFella |
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