The Macy's Crazed Customer Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:08 pm Post subject:

That's a Macy's customer for you. Wear it out and return it!

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:57 pm Post subject:

In my store, they do the bra exchange themselves; they go in the fitting room and put on the new bra, then leave their worn out, dingy, dirty bra haning in the fitting room. Eewww.
Oh well...it keeps me from having to do an exchange. Smile

Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 164

If your store has a loudspeaker, use it to announce a missing piece of underwear.

Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 856 Location: ole wrap stand

Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 856 Location: ole wrap stand

that reminds me of people who buy the top of the line sheets..bedding after the holidays they retd them back fold them up..almost into the original fold..after their company slept on them or WHATEVER..omg..Down comforters too..cold weather they purchase them..then when march comes they retd them and say they were too warm or allergic.. Doh!

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Did I tell you about the customer who returned over ten pairs of shoes that were used for a wedding? Apparently, when it comes to bridal, even the shoes can be rented.

Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 856 Location: ole wrap stand

I had this one..top of line towels..she had them about 2 years and got a deal when we were being converted to MACYS..they had pulls on them ..and wanted to retd them at the regular price..and not the deal she got them in the clearance price..because I remember selling them to her..thank god..our manager says no way..

Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 164

This one makes more sense in Spanish, but hopefully, I can make it just as hillarious.

One time, I was on my way to the managers office, and there was this customer standing around wanting help. When she sees me passing by, she says in a low tone of voice "socorro." Socorro means help in Spanish (along with ayuda and auxilio.) I felt tempted to tell her "madam, my name is not Socorro. It is Burger."

Joined: 14 Jan 2008 Posts: 294

ok, here is my two cents:
i'm working in jewelry..this gal who seriously looked like a crackhead type....that was just my impression...took quite a while looking at earrings that she wanted to wear on her............. wait for it...........tongue. ok. her tongue is pierced. not thaaaaaaaat unusual. was she looking at some 14 kt gold studs ? uh, no. she was looking at a dangle earring (swear to gawd) that had a leverback "hook" on it. all of you ladies know what these look like. i tried to talk her out of it, suggesting it might not be easy to ....oh , i don't know.....SWALLOW ?? and maybe....just TALK ?

maybe it's just me. i'm funny that way. i think these are important things to be able to do. Razz

i couldn't talk her out of it. she buys the pair. and i instruct my co-workers that if this woman comes back, DO NOT return them or at least don't touch them. DAMAGE THEM RIGHT AWAY. does she come back to return them? you betcha. that was not macy's . it was a Mayco store.

ewww. i can still picture the woman. .......shudder....shudder... Surprised

Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 296

We would have people buy Karastan Rugs right before Christmas, and then return them before New Year's. They would have food stains on them, as they obviously bought them for their Christmas parties. That happens each year, and the store can't do anything about it.

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject:

Note to self. Buy expensive rug from Macy's home department, use it for holiday party, and return it!

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject:

I agree EX.. I would like a new rug every 90 days. I believe I will do that. To Macy''s I shall go.

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I should do that with my wardrobe too. Beginning with my underwear. Surely beats shopping at Gimbels.

Joined: 09 Aug 2008 Posts: 145

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:53 am Post subject:

I do that at work everyday. With business so slow, I have to pass the time somehow. I wonder when they will start missing me out on the floor?

Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 164

Umm. Were they slapping each other with fish? Couldn't help myself. Must be really desiring to watch Jonah a Veggie Tales movie. I love how they portrayed the Ninevites in there as people who slap each other with fish.

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:42 am Post subject:

Joined: 15 May 2008 Posts: 164

Thankfully, I don't have a fitting room by my department. We do have multiple chambers that could easily make a customer get lost. I love it whenever a customer tries to enter the stockroom either looking for a sales associate or to try to find the shoes herself. We are the largest shoe department around. The stockroom covers the entire perimeter of the department, and we have aisles and aisles of merchandise. Good luck finding your shoes on your own. Don't forget to make the bread crumb trail while looking for what you want.

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:37 am Post subject:

I just want to tell some people DUH!! Biggest store in the world. You might get lost. LOL... Some people are just stupid and should not be allowed.

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:08 pm Post subject:

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

I had a Macy's associate follow me into the dressing room one day. He was abundantly friendly if you know what I meant. I didn't think I could close the door soon enough! Come to think of it, they closed that dressing room the last time I was there.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject:

Oooo! I gotta share this story.

I had a rather interesting couple come in to say the least. They were your stereotypical rednecks. The wife was rather portly and the husband reeked and had no teeth. They had come in and wanted to open a charge account. After I processed their request, they were denied and the husband kept on insisting his credit was good but I gave them a number to call if they wanted to know the status of their application. I remember wife saying something like "Them is fancy clothes ya' got here!" and proceeded to rub her belly as she she browsed several departments. Realizing that they weren't going to get a charge card, they left.

I clocked out and went over to my former Macy's to pick up some friends because we were planning to got out that night. Guess who I see over there? The two same rednecks and they were trying to open an account there as well! As I hid behind some racks to ogle them, I told my friend who was working the department of what happened. She said the wife wanted to buy some of the clothes that did not fit her and she made a mess in the dressing room. Security is watching them. I think they got rejected for Macy's card too and the husband was getting frustrated. My friend and I were too busy laughing because the wife seemed to be off in la la land and the husband was making a scene.

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject:

SOunds like some of the applications I processed at Lowe's!

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject:

Them is lookin' for some firewood to roast some gritz and roadkill?

Joined: 03 Jan 2008 Posts: 856 Location: ole wrap stand

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