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You know you're an alcoholic when...
o You frequently urinate outdoors. o You first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't. o You fall asleep taking a dump. o You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse. o You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you. o You find it's easier to study drunk. o You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center. o Beer ads make sense. o You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching. o You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room. o The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot". o You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer. o You mix your cocktails by the litre. o You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin. o You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss. o You explain to your bank manager that you spent your overdraft mainly on beer and women; "the rest I just wasted." o When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5. o You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect  
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I don't frequently urinate outdoors.
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actually, I was kinda hoping to see you grow a beard
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The main reason I stopped drinking was because I was embarrassed waking up on the front lawn every Sunday morning. 
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I can't say I've ever come to work drunk and passed out in the women's washroom or heard of anyone doing so(until now).
I have, however gone to work, as most people I'm sure, increadibly hung over. The demographic that works at my store is such that you would expect at least 5 or so people to come in on Saturday morning hurting. Management seems cool with this. I think they know it is an implicit liability when they hire in the 18-25 age group. Plus, by 1 or 2pm, most ill effects have worn off and it is possible to function normally. -NAz |
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Well, be careful. Those fun times when you're young can turn into something much worse later on. All I can say for me is, sometimes you have to hit bottom before you can rise to the top. Life is a lot brighter this week than last.
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