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classylady
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Posts: 110
Location: illinois
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:06 am Post subject: HAPPY LOWES
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Ok, since happy camper and I seem to be the only ones here, we are going to play HAPPY LOWES.
Here goes:
Customer walks in with a dead plant, she bought it last fall, it is now April, so she says, "This damn thing died, what are you going to do?" The associates says.......
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happy_camper
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
Posts: 245
Location: 3rd coast
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:15 am Post subject:
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"Oh my. That's a shame. Let me just reach over here . . .
/grabs a lily
". . . and rest this lily on its stalk. May it rest in peace."
/murmurs prayer
"Now, you purchased this plant last fall; when did it die, if you don't mind my asking?"
/setting myself up for really irate response.
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classylady
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
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Location: illinois
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:32 am Post subject:
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Well you see it died about the same time the cat did. Now when was that hmmmmm, I know it died on Palm Sunday, it couldn't wait until Easter. The plant not the cat. So I want one just like this one so hop to it missy or...........
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delusional
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Location: Maryland
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:36 am Post subject:
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alright lets play
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happy_camper
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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Location: 3rd coast
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:37 am Post subject:
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/since this is a Happy Lowes
"Not a problem, ma'am. We will replace it. Let's see . . ."
/examines dead dried brown stalk as it crumbles in her hands
"Could you tell me what kind of plant this was?"
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delusional
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Location: Maryland
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:41 am Post subject:
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i wouldn't feel like dealing with it if i had control of the situation...how did the plant die?(listen to some stupid situation or excuse)...ok heres the money...now back to the other things i have to do.
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classylady
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
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Location: illinois
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:41 am Post subject:
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how the hell do I know it was pink, no maybe yellow, it had green on itl Don't you have a plant person can't they tell, that's the one who sold it to me.....honey get over here, you remember me don't you(ok, d or tiger) your cue....
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happy_camper
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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Location: 3rd coast
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:46 am Post subject:
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/wipes her brow as she makes a clean getaway
We have others here in L&G who would be more than HAPPY to help you, ma'am . . ."
/flees to the breakroom
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happy_camper
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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Location: 3rd coast
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:55 am Post subject:
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/returning from breakroom, by orders - and a bribe (case of Irish whiskey) - from Classy Lady
"Well, ma'am, looks like Tigerlily is tied up in our paint department. Tell you what, let's look over here. We have wonderful potted plants and flowers that just arrived today. You are welcome to pick one
/stresses the word "one"
. . to replace the plant that you returned."
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classylady
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Location: illinois
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:59 am Post subject:
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you know that little young girl was snippy with me, I think I should get 2 plants, what do you say ............
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delusional
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Location: Maryland
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:02 am Post subject:
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alright girls i'm going to bed early tonight, i have to be at work by 6am and its my 10th day in a row plus i work friday, i'm doing 50 hours this week (my store manager approved my overtime to help with coverage) I am tired! I hate the morning shift lol.
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classylady
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:03 am Post subject:
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This fizzled. So we will try something new tomorrow. I am going to bed . Good night all, sweet dreams.
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happy_camper
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
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Location: 3rd coast
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:04 am Post subject:
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"Here's two plants and . . . "
/praying this will do the trick
". . . here's one more, for your dearly departed cat, the Lord rest its soul."
/now please please lady go away - Classy, I want TWO cases of Irish whiskey
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Expert Paint Resident
Joined: 17 Mar 2005
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:41 am Post subject:
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Heres your Sign..................
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ElectricalDM
Joined: 28 Aug 2003
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Location: #606 Dothan, AL
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:24 am Post subject:
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1 year guarantee, "Yes we will replace it!"
Jonesy
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ElectricalDM
Joined: 28 Aug 2003
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Location: #606 Dothan, AL
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:25 am Post subject:
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Remember, we want REPEAT business!! Of course there are those out there that will abuse this, but in the long run, with those DLC(Dedicated Lowes Customers) this will pay off in the long run!
Jonesy
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