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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:18 am    Post subject: Un-intelligence test  

spark.com is always good for pointless tests. check this one out.

http://test.thespark.com/untest/

here's my results:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 74% Un-telligent
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sleK
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Joined: 30 Jun 2003
Posts: 1010
Location: over yonder
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:32 am    Post subject:  

That link should come with pop-up warning.

Quote:
The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:
79% Un-telligent!

which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

Quote:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


Final Score: 79% Un-telligent
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kanaka


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 916
Location: roaming...
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:41 am    Post subject:  

No thanks. Popup demons!
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 2205
Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:22 am    Post subject:  

OK, so I got a 61% normal.
But they also called me unique.
You know that could be right. ~GoodFella
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:40 am    Post subject:  

GoodFella wrote:
OK, so I got a 61% normal.
But they also called me unique.
You know that could be right. ~GoodFella



they could have also used the word "special"
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 2205
Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:46 am    Post subject:  

Don_Corleone wrote:
GoodFella wrote:
OK, so I got a 61% normal.
But they also called me unique.
You know that could be right. ~GoodFella



they could have also used the word "special"

Nice DC, real nice. ~GoodFella
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:48 am    Post subject:  

GoodFella wrote:
Nice DC, real nice. ~GoodFella



anytime Hill.
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MrsDinoDoug


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 1415
Location: Indianapolis, IN
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:56 am    Post subject:  

I received an 81% - I didn't get to read everything - my son wanted to use my computer - I am using MrDD's at this moment - so does this mean the higher % = lower score, or lower % = higher score - can I take it again? Doh!

MrsDD Very Happy
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:58 am    Post subject:  

higher % means you are smarter. or u didn't screw off as much when answering questions where you could have resorted to shameless violence.
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Unhappy1314


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 613
Location: New Frickin' Jersey
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:14 am    Post subject: Re: Un-intelligence test  

i kick ass!!!...

...You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:17 am    Post subject:  

unhappy, they said you have a poor and somewhat boring sense of humor????
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 2205
Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:18 am    Post subject:  

MrsDinoDoug wrote:
I received an 81% - I didn't get to read everything - my son wanted to use my computer - I am using MrDD's at this moment - so does this mean the higher % = lower score, or lower % = higher score - can I take it again? Doh!

MrsDD Very Happy

Very good Mrs. DD,
So I just did the test again and got a 91%!
Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella
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Unhappy1314


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 613
Location: New Frickin' Jersey
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:19 am    Post subject:  

Don_Corleone wrote:
unhappy, they said you have a poor and somewhat boring sense of humor????


i know...i think i'm a sick little puppy, but maybe my morals make up for it
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:20 am    Post subject:  

GoodFella wrote:
Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella


"lies make baby jesus cry"


-todd flanders
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 2205
Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:22 am    Post subject:  

Don_Corleone wrote:
GoodFella wrote:
Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella


"lies make baby jesus cry"


-todd flanders

Well, not anymore. He's dead I heard. ~GoodFella
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Unhappy1314


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 613
Location: New Frickin' Jersey
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:23 am    Post subject:  

Don_Corleone wrote:
GoodFella wrote:
Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella


"lies make baby jesus cry"


-todd flanders


"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"

-ned flanders
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:24 am    Post subject:  

$5 says goodfella deletes that last post when he sobers up
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:26 am    Post subject:  

Unhappy1314 wrote:
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"

-ned flanders


"could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

-homer
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Unhappy1314


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 613
Location: New Frickin' Jersey
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:28 am    Post subject:  

Don_Corleone wrote:
Unhappy1314 wrote:
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"

-ned flanders


"could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

-homer


i guess you saw today's episode on fox
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GoodFella


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 2205
Location: A little bit sideways!
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:28 am    Post subject:  

Don_Corleone wrote:
$5 says goodfella deletes that last post when he sobers up

Okaly dokaly.
Naw I will keep it. ~GoodFella
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Don_Corleone


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 422
Location: Woosta
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:39 am    Post subject:  

Unhappy1314 wrote:
Don_Corleone wrote:
Unhappy1314 wrote:
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"

-ned flanders


"could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"

-homer


i guess you saw today's episode on fox


i have it on tape and on my computer in mpeg format.
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SearsEmp


Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 462
Location: West Coast
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:08 am    Post subject:  

i got a 64. i'm normal, my husband would disagree....
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theredscare


Joined: 08 Jul 2003
Posts: 14
Location: Land of shame
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 1:29 am    Post subject:  

80% I'm brilliant Rock on! maybe not brilliant...
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