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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:18 am Post subject: Un-intelligence test
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spark.com is always good for pointless tests. check this one out.
http://test.thespark.com/untest/
here's my results:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 74% Un-telligent
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sleK
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:32 am Post subject:
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That link should come with pop-up warning.
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The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are:
79% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
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"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." |
Final Score: 79% Un-telligent
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kanaka
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:41 am Post subject:
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No thanks. Popup demons!
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GoodFella
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:22 am Post subject:
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OK, so I got a 61% normal.
But they also called me unique.
You know that could be right. ~GoodFella
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:40 am Post subject:
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| GoodFella wrote: |
OK, so I got a 61% normal.
But they also called me unique.
You know that could be right. ~GoodFella |
they could have also used the word "special"
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GoodFella
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:46 am Post subject:
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| Don_Corleone wrote: |
| GoodFella wrote: |
OK, so I got a 61% normal.
But they also called me unique.
You know that could be right. ~GoodFella |
they could have also used the word "special" |
Nice DC, real nice. ~GoodFella
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:48 am Post subject:
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| GoodFella wrote: |
| Nice DC, real nice. ~GoodFella |
anytime Hill.
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MrsDinoDoug
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Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:56 am Post subject:
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I received an 81% - I didn't get to read everything - my son wanted to use my computer - I am using MrDD's at this moment - so does this mean the higher % = lower score, or lower % = higher score - can I take it again?
MrsDD
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:58 am Post subject:
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higher % means you are smarter. or u didn't screw off as much when answering questions where you could have resorted to shameless violence.
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Unhappy1314
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:14 am Post subject: Re: Un-intelligence test
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i kick ass!!!...
...You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
80% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:17 am Post subject:
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unhappy, they said you have a poor and somewhat boring sense of humor????
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GoodFella
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:18 am Post subject:
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| MrsDinoDoug wrote: |
I received an 81% - I didn't get to read everything - my son wanted to use my computer - I am using MrDD's at this moment - so does this mean the higher % = lower score, or lower % = higher score - can I take it again?
MrsDD  |
Very good Mrs. DD,
So I just did the test again and got a 91%!
Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella
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Unhappy1314
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:19 am Post subject:
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| Don_Corleone wrote: |
| unhappy, they said you have a poor and somewhat boring sense of humor???? |
i know...i think i'm a sick little puppy, but maybe my morals make up for it
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:20 am Post subject:
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| Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella |
"lies make baby jesus cry"
-todd flanders
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GoodFella
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:22 am Post subject:
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| Don_Corleone wrote: |
| GoodFella wrote: |
| Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella |
"lies make baby jesus cry"
-todd flanders |
Well, not anymore. He's dead I heard. ~GoodFella
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Unhappy1314
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:23 am Post subject:
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| Don_Corleone wrote: |
| GoodFella wrote: |
| Lying of course by who's to know? ~GoodFella |
"lies make baby jesus cry"
-todd flanders |
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"
-ned flanders
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:24 am Post subject:
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$5 says goodfella deletes that last post when he sobers up
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:26 am Post subject:
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| Unhappy1314 wrote: |
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"
-ned flanders |
"could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
-homer
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Unhappy1314
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:28 am Post subject:
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| Unhappy1314 wrote: |
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"
-ned flanders |
"could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
-homer |
i guess you saw today's episode on fox
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GoodFella
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:28 am Post subject:
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| Don_Corleone wrote: |
| $5 says goodfella deletes that last post when he sobers up |
Okaly dokaly.
Naw I will keep it. ~GoodFella
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Don_Corleone
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 5:39 am Post subject:
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| Unhappy1314 wrote: |
| Don_Corleone wrote: |
| Unhappy1314 wrote: |
"of all the melon scratchers, that's a honeydoodler!"
-ned flanders |
"could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
-homer |
i guess you saw today's episode on fox |
i have it on tape and on my computer in mpeg format.
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SearsEmp
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:08 am Post subject:
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i got a 64. i'm normal, my husband would disagree....
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theredscare
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 1:29 am Post subject:
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80% I'm brilliant maybe not brilliant...
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