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| Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:53 am Post subject: Smilin' Bob Gets that stupid grin wiped off his face | |||||
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For the last couple of years there have been three people that I've wished I could kick the crap out of. They're Eddie Lampert, Billy Mays and Smilin' Bob who all of a sudden ain't livin' quite as large as he once was.
Y'all know Bob. He's that grinning little idiot that comes on TV after 10 at night and tries to convince you that taking those little pills he shills for adds to his life's little pleasures by providing what nature didn't, at least of a size sufficient to pleasure his ugly wife and impress the local matrons at afternoon barbecues when he flashes half the neighborhood gathered around the neighbor's pool. Anyway: Smilin' Bob Bites The Not So Big One
Looks like old Bob's gonna have to find something else to provide that gentle swell of pleasure he's gotten so used to if he wants to stay on TV. |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:22 am Post subject: Re: Smilin' Bob Gets that stupid grin wiped off his face | |||
"Bob" is an actor, performing a simple paid gig. Calling him an idiot and his wife ugly was uncalled for. Very poor class. |
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| Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:05 pm Post subject: | |||
Really? An actor!?!?! I had no idea. You mean it's not real life? Omogsh, I had no idea!!!!!! 
Seriously, what's your problem? Of all the reactions I would have expected, from "lame" to "not funny", I certainly didn't expect a lecture from Mr. Eldorado Royale on how commercials aren't real and that the people in them are just actors. And then especially, for him to try to take me to task for calling the non-existent Smiling Bob's non-existent wife ugly... really man, that's reaching for it even for someone with as nasty a disposition as you seem to have and just about as classless as you're accusing me of being. Are you dumb enough to actually not recognize my feeble little attempt at satire for what it was, or dumb enough to think I'm dumb enough to believe Smilin' Bob is for real? I'm not sure exactly what your complaint is based on exactly but thanks for spamming the thread. Maybe next week you can explain how Santa isn't real and that there is no tooth fairy. Now wouldn't THAT would be classy! |
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Wow, you simply cannot resist calling people names, can you? That's alright, I'll let you keep enjoying your rambling. Power tripping on a message board must be your only remaining solace in life. Enjoy yourself, Nofsdad. |
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I intend to excaper.
I didn't show up somewhere and start berating you. In fact I've ignored you totally up until you made this personal with your snotty little post and I don't need your permission to keep right on enjoying myself. |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject: | |
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Escaper, did you order that product?
CS 
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:09 pm Post subject: | |
 Too bad excaper is mad that HIS favorite product was pulled.........Pulled.......
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject: | |
| Actually the stupid ads are still running on ComCast out here. Looks like the AG is satisfied just getting the fines and restitutions but intends to let the company go right on running the same misleading ads he got them for. | |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject: | |||
Good Lord Term!!!!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: | |
They're still running down here. I hate those commercials. I'd personally like to slap the smiles off "Bob" and "his wife". 
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| Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:52 am Post subject: | |
| If any of us work for Lowes as Department Managers or Specialists then we probably all had good use for this product....of course now that I have those extra 8 hours of my life back I may actually be able to perform without enhancement...LOL...it is funny in a strange way... and the commercials are totally awefull...really it is a good thread...lots of room for humor...... | |
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| Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:06 am Post subject: | |
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There's always those Geico commercials. Every time I see one, I want to snatch that gecko and use him as fish bait.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:29 am Post subject: | |
| I'd rather put up with the Gecko than that loudmouthed Billy Mays who sells all that Oxy-Clean and other chemical cleaning crap. I cannot believe that's his normal voice. | |
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| Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:40 am Post subject: | |
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Maybe he needs to do those nasal spray commercials.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:42 am Post subject: | |
Oh, another commercial I can't stand: Hoveround - you know those motorized scooters. Where in hell do they find those people? 
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| Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject: | |||
i wanna slap the people for singing that song so out of key 
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