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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject: Five Surgeons | |
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I don't usually do jokes but in view of the dismal performance of the 109th congress, I couldn't resist the last line of this one:
Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds:"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says:"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in:"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable." Sorry about that. 
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject: | |
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:31 pm Post subject: | |
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LMAO... except that it's sad that it's so true !
This is going out to everyone on my mailing list. We ALL need a laugh 
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:38 pm Post subject: | |
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That was in my email this morning from one of my Republican friends and contrary to what you may have read elsewhere a) I do HAVE Republican friends and b) many Republicans do have a sense of humor.
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