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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject: | |
Well remember he suppose to be in charge of THE HOLIDAY LANE Shoppe ooops Chirstmas I think.. 
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: | |
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They tied him up with tinsel and decorated him with Christmas balls and then stuffed a stocking in his mouth!
He is being stored in a box that one of the display Christmas tree's came in! |
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| Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: | |
| And used as a nutcracker? | |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:26 am Post subject: | |
Good one, South. 
I think Best Buy would pay more than what Sears offered you. But they have so much cool stuff, I would never get to keep any of my paychecks! Why don't you try something outside of retail? How about an insurance company? I know that the ones in my area start people out around $13.00 with no experience, and they do give regular raises. The downside is that they lay off alot. |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: | |
| as the old saying goes..you be damn if you do and be damn if you dont..GO AND CHECK OUT BEST BUYS..rah rah..SOUTH | |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:03 am Post subject: | |
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Macy's will rehire you in GUAM! Just apply online and tell them you are a credit queen!
Credit Queen - N - A person who makes coture gowns from credit card applications and sales them on the side at a local department store. Credit Queens typically make an additional $.50 a day selling their elaborate scotch tape and credit card applications gowns. Applications from Bergdorf Goodman, Saks Fifth Avenue, Lord and Taylor, and Bloomingdale's are the most desired. In addition credit queens know that you can save 10% on the gown with opening a new account! |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:07 am Post subject: | |
| Can I make underwear with applications? | |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:46 pm Post subject: | |
| They might not be very comfortable... | |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject: | |
| For your Project Runway challenge, you are to make something out the credit card applications. Whatever suits your fancy. Whoever wins gets immunity from being eliminated. | |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: | |
Well that be a double take for sure..lol.. 
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:28 am Post subject: | |
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South - I would be afraid the ink might run and certain body parts might say 10% off! That could be bad!
EX! You forgot the magic words! Make it work! |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:55 pm Post subject: | |
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How could I forget that?
I have to apologize for proliferating and mitigating the circumstances of my overabundant vocabulary. Like I enjoy recycling the verbage over and over again in my arrogance! I'm edjamacated! |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject: | |
OMG..is there a dictionary in the house..there is none under the wrap stand or my bar..Who in the world taught EX those words..lol.. 
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:40 am Post subject: | |
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EX! He must have a California Reformed Ejumgation! They started using it around the time that airhead surfer dudes were popular!
Like Totally Tubular DUDE! |
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